MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS VS. OTHER FRIENDS #1 OTHER FRIENDS Never ask for food. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Are the reason you have no food. #2 OTHER FRIENDS Bring a bottle of wine to your party. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Bring enough for everybody, help make the food, then stay to clean up and sleep it off afterwards. #3 OTHER FRIENDS Will come to your house warming party. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will help you move in and move out and party both times. #4 OTHER FRIENDS Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Call your parents Mom and Dad. #5 OTHER FRIENDS Have never seen you cry. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Either make you cry or will cry with you. #6 OTHER FRIENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime. #7 OTHER FRIENDS Know a few things about you. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Could write a book with direct quotes from you. #8 OTHER FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you. #9 OTHER FRIENDS Would knock on your door MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Walk right in and say, ‘I’m home!’ #10 OTHER FRIENDS Will watch sports with you. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will take off of work to drive to a away game with you. #11 OTHER FRIENDS Will talk crap with people who talk crap about you. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will knock the crap out of them! #12 OTHER FRIENDS Are for a while. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Are for life. #13 OTHER FRIENDS Will ignore this. MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will send it on to more MOTORCYCLE friends.